Tuesday, July 6, 2010

G'day Mate!

Hope you're engaged having a happy as larry time down under. Better bring me a dinki-di, like a jumbuck or a nice bloke with a large wedding tackle. I hope you're having rip-snorter time!

She'll be apples here, mate. It's only been a day but it feels like yonks already. I'd like to lag that I am only half myself when you're away, and I am missing my other half like crown jewels miss their dick sticker. But it's okay-because we'll have a beanfest when you get back and we'll have some schooners. Please have a bonza time, I'll try not to spit the dummy with you gone. Hooroo for now, Sheila!

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