Friday, October 30, 2009

fyi

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thats a good one hoe


we could have comics be a part of our daily newspaper!! i think comics should be our new thing to go along with songs and stories!

LMAO and then some

HAHA that's a good one!!! it reminded me of us! we should so start writing comics, and collaborate with the creator of the poop ones because combined we could create something that would cause the WORLD to laugh their asses off!


LMAO!!!!


the one about throwing poop at your work friends cracked me up!!!!! I think that the person/s who make those comic things have similar minds to us! that's hilarious.... and now a little humor just for you!

weird...

i don't know why there is so much blank space at the bottom...

POor dino :(

aw...that made me sad poor dinos. they just didn't get the memo. perhaps they might still be here if they had...



now some comics to lighten the mood(these might look familiar...in fact, i recall getting some in an envelope...)!!!



































































































moment of respect for dino

POOR DINOSAUR!!!! :(

yea

but we will also have to wait for out children to you know... grow up, and be literate, because we don't want five year olds writing our newspaper or then we would sound stupid, which we are definitly not.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

BRILLIANT idea!!!

we can use our wickedly cool named back-up children as our reporter elves!!! i guess we'll need a temporary group of reporters until we go through with the whole 8 in 8 thng though.

Yes indeedy

That would be the day!!! that would be pretty super.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

they look like a fun bunch

our news reporting posse can be elves!!! jolly little elves following us around and writing about us...that would be the day!

oh yeah!

that would be superly thoughtful of us, however a daily newspaper seems like a lot of work so we shall have to hire people to write it. we can just have them listen to our conversation and take notes so that they can later write and publish our newspaper.

Indeed!

or perhaps we should start printing a daily newspaper, because typically magazines only come weekly or monthly, and without our wisdom and humor every single day, people may become listless and uninspired. i would hate to be the cause of a mass suicide.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

absolutly

yeah we definitly need to expose the world to our humor. I think that we should write a magazine for people, to keep them updated on whats up in our minds.

Friday, October 23, 2009

oh and

there are 39 profile views, and i'm pretty sure that every single one of those is from us. tehe. the world needs to be exposed to our humor! we should really get out more...

Chyeah

we are hilarious, simply put.

HAHAHA

I just read our complete profile, of which i hadn't looked at in a while, and it cracked me up! that shit is hilarious!!!!! we're so awesome!!!

that don't make sense

how

omg are you KIDDING me???

um...yeah.

question...???

Do bruises show up on african americans?

bummer/lmao

1. that is quite a bummer because we are the shit, as is our blog.

2. "my story is as straight as my sexuality" LOL good one!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

bummer

I tryed google searchin our blog and i couldn't find nothin that would lead me to it. everything was just about how to make stupid blueberry pie. i even typed That's What's Up and there was still nothin! Google just doesn't know shit because if it was smart our blog would be the first one on the page!!!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

PUH-LEASE

MY FACTS ARE AS STRAIGHT AS MY SEXUALITY!!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

but alas

actually i don't have to keep telling myself in hopes that it will become true, because it is in fact the truth. maybe you should get your facts straight.

whatev

no matter how many times you tell yourself that unfortunatly it still can't make it the truth. BUMMER

glass half full

my face my face my face my face my face my face my face my face my face
is STUNNING!!!

unlike yours, which makes me wanna vom.

hoe please

i already went there and came back! i do not mind the trip again so therefore...


YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!!!
YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!!!
YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!!!
YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

I'D RATHER TAKE A STAND!

i'll take you there and back if you wanna keep talking about my face ho.

TAKE A SEAT

what's ironic is

YOU'RE FACE!!!!!!!

OH SNAP! I WENT THERE!

te he

that's ironic that you're criticizing me when you apparently can't spell either.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

ummm

do you KNOW what's uncool????



Youe inability to spell!

puh-leeze

you now what's uncool?






your face.

Thats what's down

Listen here
and listen good dear
i am super cool
don't call me a fool
im better than you
and so is my shoe

Saturday, October 17, 2009

THIS is what's up.

don't deny
you cannot lie
you don't want to fight
because i make your life bright
even though you're not so cool
i suppose i wouldn't call you a fool

Thursday, October 15, 2009

that's right
all night
outta sight
to my delight

wellllll then.

girl please
don't tease
geez louise

like you said...

JEALOUSY IS UNFLATTERIN!!!!!! my poem rocked! so you can suck it!!!

three seconds of my life i'll never get back

my favorite part;
and now my poem is DONE!" because i didn't have to force my self to continue reading it.

Three seconds of my life i

girl please

i am not the jealous ONE
in fact my jealousy meter reads NONE
i just got back from my RUN
it really was not FUN
and now this poem is DONE!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

jealousy is unflattering

hey skater
don't be a hater
i'll tell your creator
to go get an inflator
and make your body mass greater
until you pop and deflate-er
then we'll get the waiter
to bring us a tator
and hit you in the head with the plate-er!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

not that far

i wouldn't go as far as to say that you're so irresistable that people stop and stare, but they might slow down and glance.

bow chica wow wow

i know. i'm so irresitable
i make
everyone stop and
stare.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

its true

you're simply irresistable!

oooh la la

you just can't keep your hands off me!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

that would be swell! :)

however i don't know how much use it will get, bc i plan on takin it off you as soon as we get started!! lmao :)

hallelujah

well i would be glad to take one off of your hands for the night :)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

indeed i do

they are feelin neglected since peter negagently through them to the side

woot woot

sounds delightful! would you possibly have a nike dress in need of wearing...or perhaps a lovely pink number?

that lumpy....

what would we do without him? can't wait for our homecomin! I gotta a green and yellow flowerdy dress that can't wait to be worn!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

i gotta feeling...

i gotta feeling is finally on my ipod! the planets have alligned and my life is complete thanks to lumpy! personal homecoming here we gooooooo!

breakthrough!!!

it's about time we found someone who is possibly at our level of intelligence. we are not alone!!!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

true dat

that man is practically on our level of intelligance.

indeed it is

the man is a genius, simply put.

Friday, October 2, 2009

thats a good one!

I love shel silverstein poems!