haha im dumb

before reading your post i sat here pondering for a few moments what u.s.t.a stood for hahaha no worries i got it figured out. im not good at foreign languages so i say we kidnapp a polish child and use them as a translator.

USTA!!!

We'll have to brush up on our Polish before we go... I don't know how far "lips" will get us

Poland Here we come!!!

Hello Vodka!!!!!!!!! ( it's apparently to kill for!)

Answer

I have my show on Saturday...then we're getting our asses on the next plane to Poland the second the curtains go down.

Question????

Why are we still here????? lets get our asses to Poland

Alcohol Fun Facts

Anyone under the age of 21 should be careful of taking out trash bags in Missouri. If you are under 21 and the garbage contains an empty bottle of alcohol, you can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol...that's absurd

The national anthem of United States “The Star Spangled Banner,” was written to the tune of a drinking song.

United States has the highest minimum drinking age in the entire world.

It is estimated that there are 49,000,000 (forty-nine million) bubbles in a bottle of champagne.

It is illegal to feed alcohol to Moose in Alaska and fish in Ohio.

In some European countries McDonald’s serves alcohol.


Oh, and the legal drinking age in Poland is 16. We are good to go.

Jac attack it back!!!

I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! soooooo glad to be home where everything doesn't cost a fortune!!! SOOOOO much to catch up on!!! hormones were not kept in check in australia lol! cant wait to see you tommorrow

Bad day

THIS TIME NEXT WEEK YOU WILL BE HOME!!!!

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I got your letter!!!

You rock comrade!!! I apologize for not posting a lot; dance camp has kept me uber busy and UBER tired. I will try to post a lot more in the following days-especially with the weekend coming up. Dance camp is going well, in case you were wondering. Lots of fun, lots of work-the usual.

Can't Wait!!!

I guess I should have prepared you, I mean, what is use is having a dancer as a best friend if you can't dance??? I hope you did your heel clicks :-)

Now a little humor for you:
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

did not represent america very well in dance...sorry

we had this dance last night and i was dancin with this australian guy and he was tryin to teach me to dance, but i mainly just kept steppin on his feet. I suck.:( he was a super good dancer though... and i learned some sweet new moves from aussies that i will have to show you!

oh boy..

Is my mother seriously sending you daily e-mails?? i guess you at least get a joke of the day out of it since im not there. so thats a plus!! I saw Wombats today!!!! much to my surprise they were not vicious OR man eating. They are actually quite lazy and look exactly like oversized hamsters. nothing too frightening. i fed an emu out of my hand today. all the guys were to scared to do it. but im no wimp.. I'm pretty much a champ! me and my friend austin were trying to take a picture with it and it almost pecked his face off... pretty intense, very funny. I miss yo ass!

toodles
Jac attack

Yo! Jack-Attack!!!

Your mother is sending me a daily email, actually, that is pretty much what you write in your letters including the joke of the day and the Australian lingo. It's cute. I have yet to be bitched at, or summoned to be a fill-in daughter.

Hope my mom ain't buggin you!

Yes indeed my hormones are in check i do believe. I don't know how the crap people came to this conclusion, but within like the second day being here the guys in the delegation think that i am an alcoholic stripper. They called me PDA which stands for professional. dancing. alcoholic. they also came up with other super lame nicknames like jack attack and jack o lantern. freakin dorks. anywho... im with my homestay and it quite lovely! (takin advangtage of free internet)
miss ya love!!
I have and australian accent in my mind
it blows that the voice in my mind is not my own!
hope everything is chipper
toodle loo
Jackie lyn!

The weather is lovely here!

Upon driving to dance on Wednesday, I encountered a bit of a downpour. It was pretty much raining so hard that I could barely see more than 10 feet in front of me, and all of the cars had their emergency lights flashing. I went 40 mph on the highway, and pulled over onto Discovery Parkway to wait it out for a bit. No such luck. So I continued on, made it slowly but surely. When I approached an intersection just seconds away from Dancearts, I was met by this lovely sight: As you can see, the road was FLOODED. There were literally small waves coming towards me. I drove through over a foot of standing water. It was pretty scary. But I made it , no worries.

Good One Comrade!

I'm glad to hear you're having a swell time! I hope the fun continues, just not too much since I'm not there. And remember: keep your hormones in check!!!

missin ya darlin!!!!

I'm in sydney!!! and i went down some sweet mountains today!!! everyone is pretty fun but no one quite like you because you pretty much complete me!!! I"m not whole without you!
Jaclyns Joke of the day:
Monica walks into the dry cleaners and say " i need to get this stain out" The dry cleaner says " come again?" and she says " NO, mustard!" hahahah ya get it????
hope that holds you up for a while since i'm not there.

This sums it up

G'day Mate!

Hope you're engaged having a happy as larry time down under. Better bring me a dinki-di, like a jumbuck or a nice bloke with a large wedding tackle. I hope you're having rip-snorter time!

She'll be apples here, mate. It's only been a day but it feels like yonks already. I'd like to lag that I am only half myself when you're away, and I am missing my other half like crown jewels miss their dick sticker. But it's okay-because we'll have a beanfest when you get back and we'll have some schooners. Please have a bonza time, I'll try not to spit the dummy with you gone. Hooroo for now, Sheila!

I miss you already, and i haven't left yet

Goodbye my lover
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me.

original vampire

Not Based On Actual Events...I Would Certainly Hope Not

Thats insane!!!!

yeah, i thought about making out with Harley one time because at a quick glance he reminded me of rocky balboa... but then i said to myself " Jaclyn, DON'T BE A DUMBASS! thats sick!" so i didn't.



*** not based on actual events.

I Know, Right???

Noteworthy ones (I only went through the page of "Top 100 Flops" because I thought they would be humorous...they were just colossally pathetic) :

I saw New Moon for the 13th time on Friday. When I got home, I cried for 8 hours, stared out my window and didn't eat for a few days. Needless to say, I love Edward Cullen more than anything in the world.

Today I was depressed because my life isn't really that exciting, fun, or interesting...and then I was talking to one of my guy friends and my day got better. My life is like new moon (depressed Bella hangs out with Jacob and he makes Bella happy)!


Today I went home after class feeling lonely. I picked up my copy of Twilight and flipped to the part where Bella first meets Edward. I proceeded to cry and kiss the cardboard cutout of Edward that I have over and over. He always finds a way to make me feel better!

I can't wait for my senior year prom because I'm going to have the best date ever. Who might that be? My Edward Stand up poster of course!

At my middle school we all get Mac laptops which are white and shiny. We all named them Edward.

Lately, I've had a fever and get mad really easily. I'm in pain, and I'm pretty sure I'm getting taller and more muscular. While waiting to transform (I'm obviously about to transform into a shapeshifter), I'm trying to decide who the vampires are, and if they're the good kind.

Whenever I answer the phone I say, "Edward?" I want to die whenever it's not him.

Today my boyfriend touched my face, and for the fisrt time i didn't flinch at how cold his hands were. He looked at me and said............"your pretending i'm Edward aren't you?" I blushed as we both knew it was true.

And the winner is...
Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob.

How absurd can people get???