here are some quotes yo

I didn't know of you wanted funny or inspirational, so I came some of each. Hopefully you don't have all of these.

You can pick your friends and you can poop at work, but you can't chase your work friends around with a piece of poop.

STAY TOUGH, ARKANSAS!

It's like poser tea. It's like I'm hot, NOT!

Everything is a possibility; there's nothing we can't explore. So why have boundaries? -Mia Michaels

Every new beginning comes form some other beginning's end.

Only in the darkness can one see the stars.

I drank the water!

Go home and don't come back until you find some sleeves.

If you got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day so that I never have to live without you. -Winnie the Pooh

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars. -Brian Littrell

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known. -Winnie the Pooh

A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born. -Antoine de Saint Exupery

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -Antoine de Saint Exupery

You can't leave footprints in the Sands of Time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the Sands of Time?

Cheese and crackers!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain

A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

We can hide out under there. I just made you say underwear. -Barenaked Ladies

Today's the first chapter of out mythic story.

I have NO idea

I bet some loser thought they were cool by makin up their own letters or something. This blog does not offer very cool fonts.

oh and...

wtf is up with this font: wtf is up with this font???

i've always wondered that.

HAHAHA

I just noticed that mine said ass-pirate. hahahahaha

Can't wait to see pirate peter

Having a magical blog is definitly about the most KICK ASS thing ever!!!!!

ps.... is said "ass thing" tehe

Petey the Pirate

There once was a girl named Petey
With a persona so cool no one could competey
With a parrot named Craig
And a wooden peg leg
She was a bad ass pirate indeedy!!!

i REALLY hope i don't see you tommorow!

Dear Lord if you would let it snow (hard)
My beautiful face would surly glow
Because i don't want to go to class
Because it's a major pain in my ass
If i got to stay home i would be sincerely happy
If i had to go to school my day would be really crappy!