Once upon a time there was a wonderful girl named Paige. Paige was incredibly nice; everyone liked her because she was so genuinely kind. One day, Paige was baking muffins to feed to the homeless. She did this quite often because she was such a kind soul. As she was in her kitchen, humming along to delightful tunes from the classic film and 1965 Academy Award winner The Sound of Music, the doorbell rang. Paige strolled to the door to find a rather unpleasant looking creature. It appeared to be a girl, a rather short girl, who was incredibly obese and had very greasy hair-so greasy that whenever she went in public, people stared because it looked so awful. Paige, however, being the doting, friendly person she was, did not notice these telltale signs of evil, and invited the girl inside.
"Is there anything I can help you with?" Paige asked the girl after providing her with a cup of tea.
"Why, yes...yes there is,"the girl said with an evil grin. "I'm Renee, and I'm a...scientist. I was hoping you would do me the honor in helping me with an experiment."
"Oh, certainly!" Paige exclaimed. "I love helping people!" With that, Renee let out a horrible sounding cackle and grabbed Paige's wrist with her grubby fingers.
"Well then we're off to Seattle where the Emporium of Very Intelligent Lifeforms is located,"Renee told her. They went outside, where Renee halted a taxi. She pulled out a gun and told the driver to put the pedal to the metal. Paige gasped.
"Oh, no!!! Buns, not guns!" and she instead offered the cab driver a freshly baked honey bun. He graciously accepted and they were off.
TO BE CONTINUED
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