One day there was a man named henry and he was really cool but he was in love with this girl named Ronnie and she wasn't all that cool but she had a brother who was super cool and his name was ted. his dads name was Hector but hector wasn't Ronnies dad bc their mom Reggie slept around a whole lot and she had ten different kids with ten different fathers.. except for one father whos name was Ken. She liked him the most and had two and a half kids with him. their names were Mannie Lucy and sal. Sal only got half a name because she was only half a person, she was born missing the left side of her body but shes all right now. (haha, get it) Anywho... one day Mannie met Hector and they didn't know that they were half brother and sister, so they hooked up one hot steamy night. Luckily no children resulted from this affair. They found out in the morning and Mannie ran out of the house quicker than a monkey on a light pole, but she didn't have a car because she had ridden with Hector so she called a taxi, but she realized she didn't have any money, so she put a gun to the drivers head and said put the pedal to the metal.
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