Continued...

As Paige was wandering through the E.V.I.L. headquarters, admiring the view and the interesting photographs on the wall, Renee took the opportunity to sneak up behind her and taze her. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Paige was flailing on the ground, as Renee stood above her, laughing- finally the torture would begin. Suddenly, the door opened with a bang. Renee looked up, prepared to do with the intruder the same thing she had in store for Paige, and gasped when she saw who was there. "Elizabeth!" she cried in shock. "It's...it's not what it looks like, I swear!"
Elizabeth, the brilliant and beautiful mastermind behind the Emporium for Very Intelligent Lifeforms headquarters (which, was actually created as an outlet for gifted scientists to gather and share ideas, as well as promote interest in science in schools across America. E.V.I.L was just an unfortunate acronym.) glared at Renee. "What are you doing to this poor girl?" Elizabeth asked.
Renee stood, trembling, and replied, "I was just...uh...just...uh, giving her a little...a little, uh...tour! A tour of the building, Boss."
Elizabeth scoffed at Renee's excuse. "Renee," she scolded. "Give me your tazer."
Renee sighed and handed over her weapon. "Now, I know this is an equal opportunity employment facility, Renee, but I just can't have you torturing poor little girls for pleasure. That is not science. That is a sickness." And with that, Elizabeth had Renee taken away by the police. Unfortunately, as she was being escorted out of the building, she tripped on a pebble, and as she fell, hit her head on the policeman's gun, somehow managing to pull the trigger, resulting a gunshot wound to her head. She died before she made it into the cop car.
Back in the building, Elizabeth crept over to Paige, who was no longer flailing. She was tremendously worried, because the girl looked so delightful-she even had a basket of baked goods laying next to her where most girls would have a purse. Elizabeth gently shook her shoulder, and Paige sat up with a start. "Where am I?" Paige exclaimed. "What's going on? Where are my honey buns?" Elizabeth calmly told her everything that had happened. As Paige sat absorbing it all, Elizabeth had a marvelous idea.
"Paige, would you like to help us promote the Emporium for Very Intelligent Lifeforms by using your sublime baking skills to give to prospects?"
Paige, being the kind person she was, quickly accepted. Together, she and Elizabeth completely reorganized E.V.I.L (the first suggestion Paige made was to change the name to N.I.C.E -Neat Intelligent Club for Everyone) and made millions. The pair later went on to develop their own casino/hotel, a bluegrass band for the deaf, and eventually take over Poland, using Paige's charm and cupcakes and Elizabeth's quick wit and creativity. They married brothers and lived in a huge mansion with all of their children and lived happily ever after.

THE END