haha im dumb

before reading your post i sat here pondering for a few moments what u.s.t.a stood for hahaha no worries i got it figured out. im not good at foreign languages so i say we kidnapp a polish child and use them as a translator.

USTA!!!

We'll have to brush up on our Polish before we go... I don't know how far "lips" will get us

Poland Here we come!!!

Hello Vodka!!!!!!!!! ( it's apparently to kill for!)

Answer

I have my show on Saturday...then we're getting our asses on the next plane to Poland the second the curtains go down.

Question????

Why are we still here????? lets get our asses to Poland

Alcohol Fun Facts

Anyone under the age of 21 should be careful of taking out trash bags in Missouri. If you are under 21 and the garbage contains an empty bottle of alcohol, you can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol...that's absurd

The national anthem of United States “The Star Spangled Banner,” was written to the tune of a drinking song.

United States has the highest minimum drinking age in the entire world.

It is estimated that there are 49,000,000 (forty-nine million) bubbles in a bottle of champagne.

It is illegal to feed alcohol to Moose in Alaska and fish in Ohio.

In some European countries McDonald’s serves alcohol.


Oh, and the legal drinking age in Poland is 16. We are good to go.

Jac attack it back!!!

I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! soooooo glad to be home where everything doesn't cost a fortune!!! SOOOOO much to catch up on!!! hormones were not kept in check in australia lol! cant wait to see you tommorrow