naked in the desert

she ran butt naked through the dessert with her warewolf husband chasing her. He had already knawed a good chunk out of her arm and she was bleeding profusly. this went on for many hours until finally the sun arose and her husband went back to his normal self. she was pissed at him to she developed a plot to lure him to his death. but first she went and got a lot of life insurance on him.

oops

later, as Nima and the taxi driver lay in each others arms, they began to get to know each other a little better since they were now man and wife. Nima told the taxi driver her deepest secret, that she had been born a man. disgusted, the taxi driver threw her out of his cab and sped off. however, Nima didn't have her clothes and was left stranded in the desert naked. after a few hours he returned because he felt bad and told her his deepest secret, he was a werewolf. however right after he told her the full moon came out and the transformation began, and he visciously attacked the horrified Nima.

gettin spicy

Nima feared for her life with the nose of the gun stuck in her face so she had to think on her feet. the man was very ugly and it looked as though he was lonely and that noone would ever love him, so in exchange for her life she offered to marry the taxi driver. he quickly accepted knowing that it was his only chance for love, and they took the taxi to las vegas to be hitched quickly. the taxi cab windows fogged up on their weddin night as the car rocked back and forth.

unexpected twist...

the plan was going along flawlessly; Nima was hanging upside down in the barn and being poked with forks when suddenly s giant bird flew in the barn and began attacking the villagers so that the panicked and ended up poking their eyes out with the forks. Nima slowly awoke to see upside down chaos. when she realized what was going on, she fled the town as fast as she could and hopped into a taxi to take her back home for she was very frightened. she got in the cab, put a gun to the driver's head and told him to put the pedal to the metal. however, the taxi driver was really one of the villagers in disguise, and he turned the gun on Nima...

and then...

the plan to kill Nima took days to come up with. it was very long and thought out, and they had it perfected so that there was no room for error. One day hunduk the neighbor of Bertha was going to invite Nima to a tea party. they would tell her to dress up and wear high heels, so that she wouldn't be able to run. they would put a pill in Nima's tea that would make her fall asleep, but just for long enough that they could move her. they would move her into a barn and tie her upside down by her feet, then everyone in the village would get to come and poke her four times with a fork. after that they move her and put her on the floor, and a pack of donkies will trample over her. then after her skin is tender from the donkies they will scalp her and give the rest of her body to the hyenas.

And Then

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Nima decided to join the ugly fat people's loving village and took up an offer to move in with the kindest woman of them all, Bertha. Nima was very happy in the village, until one day the villagers had a town meeting without her. It turns out the village was actually an evil tribe who had learned to mask their evil with devoted kindness and compassion. But a sacrifice was needed, one who would die a viscious death in order to please the rain gods. The rain was needed for a plentiful harvest, and the villagers really liked thier food, so a sacrifice was absolutely necessary. Bertha told them her plot to kill Nima...

Bored

one day there was a girl name Nima and she skipped to the left and the right and one day she got lost while she was skipping and she ended up in a village of ugly fat people but their hearts were full of kindness and love.