Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Ah, I See
Thanks for clearing that up. I must have been mistaken as a granola eater when actually i drive. the most obvious reason of all though is that justin doesn't drive, so therefore it cannot be assumed that everyone else does.
Why yes i certainly do
That is a quite valid question. you could not drive because...
you got your licensce taken away
you don't have a car
you never went and got your licensce
you never passed the test
your car was stolen
you eat granola
your parents won't let you drive
you have an irrational fear of driving
you got a lot of speedin tickets
you get lost easily and therefore can not be trusted alone
you don't wanna get in cars because there is usually homeless people
you don't have any money for gas
your parents wont pay for insurance
you were in a wreck while havin your permit and now don't drive
you could live in a place where there are too many turtles in the road
your car got a skunk in it and now it smells
you fear your car will put toxic gasses into the enviorment
you would rather be shoffured around everywhere
you like the front door sercive you get by being dropped off
you are fat so you would rather walk
you don't live that far away
you have other means of transportation
you get a headache when burnin rubber
you are worried about gettin pulled over and having to recite the alphabet backwords
SEE QUITE A VALID QUESTION
you got your licensce taken away
you don't have a car
you never went and got your licensce
you never passed the test
your car was stolen
you eat granola
your parents won't let you drive
you have an irrational fear of driving
you got a lot of speedin tickets
you get lost easily and therefore can not be trusted alone
you don't wanna get in cars because there is usually homeless people
you don't have any money for gas
your parents wont pay for insurance
you were in a wreck while havin your permit and now don't drive
you could live in a place where there are too many turtles in the road
your car got a skunk in it and now it smells
you fear your car will put toxic gasses into the enviorment
you would rather be shoffured around everywhere
you like the front door sercive you get by being dropped off
you are fat so you would rather walk
you don't live that far away
you have other means of transportation
you get a headache when burnin rubber
you are worried about gettin pulled over and having to recite the alphabet backwords
SEE QUITE A VALID QUESTION
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Fear of Progressing Backwards
Jaclyns Scientific Journal 2/10/10
I believe the problem is that the stupid white trash people of society are not as apt to use birth control... therefore they reproduce more rapidly than the higher intellectuals of life like us. Therefore everyday there are more stupid people born than smart people and they are now beginning to out weigh us in society. Fortunatly for us i do not believe this thing called stupidity that is over running todays world is contagious. However if you hang around them to long you could begin to have stupid spells and eventually become full blown stupid if your not careful. Once becoming fully stupid there is no reverse to this effect. It will consume you from the inside out until you become a molly of society. I greatly fear for our future. God be with us.
I believe the problem is that the stupid white trash people of society are not as apt to use birth control... therefore they reproduce more rapidly than the higher intellectuals of life like us. Therefore everyday there are more stupid people born than smart people and they are now beginning to out weigh us in society. Fortunatly for us i do not believe this thing called stupidity that is over running todays world is contagious. However if you hang around them to long you could begin to have stupid spells and eventually become full blown stupid if your not careful. Once becoming fully stupid there is no reverse to this effect. It will consume you from the inside out until you become a molly of society. I greatly fear for our future. God be with us.
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