alrighty

I super duperly wish that i could go to the lake with you!!!! Stupid softball game ruin everything! ugh!!!!!!! now i don't even know what im gonna do for the day after the 3rd of July! Im goin to an Aaron Tippen concert tonight so i suppose that will help ease my pain just a little bit. but then tommorrow will come and i will remember how much i miss you and there will be no cure for my heart break

last request

please make lots of posts while i am gone, as this will be my last post until next friday and i would love to have some stuff to read when i get back :)

No problem-o

I can see why you would think that. The moral isn't exactly clear within the story, especially with all the badass banjo players in the story. no worries though, i got yo back!

OHHHH!!!!!

Thank you for makin the moral of the story clear to me, because i thought that the moral of the story was never to trash talk a banjo playa in Texas.

The moral of this story

don't join a village of ugly fat people. thye have a lot of anger.

the end

unfortuanatly for the taxi driver the villagers were successful this time in their sacraficeation. (not sure if that's a word lol but you know what i mean.) he died and the gods were pleased and sent rain to the villagers, unfortunatly for them in was acid rain and the all died. The end

insured

once insurance arrangements had been made, Nima took her husband to a plastic surgeon to make him look exactly like her so that she could take him to the village and then the villagers would kill him instead of her. once the procedure was complete, Nima and her "twin" began their journey to the village. on the way there, Nima's husband saw his reflection in a building and realized what Nima's plan was. angry, he took out his machete and chopped Nima's head off and went back to the village to join his friends and family. however, because he now looked like Nima, they teid him up and began poking him with forks.