Back at ya

Dearest Jaclyn,
I would just like to let you know that I am extremely happy to call you my best friend. The lake is going to be super duper ultra spectacular!!! I hope you have an enjoyable time in Seattle, even though you won't be in the greatest company. I'll blog lots of funny things so that upon your return, when you're suffering severe fun withdrawal, this will help you get in the mood for the lake, because it will be a blast...OFF!!!

love ya cupcake,
Your #1 Hombre

P.S. In case you were wondering, I like my new shampoo and conditioner.

Dearest Heather

I just wanted to inform you that you are pretty much the coolest cat on the block and it's pretty kick ass that your my bestest friend and i supurbly CAN NOT wait for the lake!! It's gonna be duper tastic!!!!
Love you forever hombre
Your Comrad

just for fun

That's what she said tweets:
@ GorgeousNerd: “The Incredible Hulk satisfied my explosion quota for the week. BOOM.“
@OHSNAPiTSEG: “LOL look at the size of this thing!“
@socialmedium: “tweeting all day makes you a little loopy“
@arleigh: “I think someone is sneaking toys in the back door every time I take a full trash bag out to the car.“
@brendalogy: “Voice is coming back, slowly and surely. But still feels like a mighty tennis ball stuck in there.“
@Humanoide: “The rides are fun, but we’re all wet… Just finished lunch, going back for more thrills!“
@da7ve: “taking a good beating every so often only makes you stronger.“
@honeybyfire: “I am playing with balls of all shapes and sizes lol“
@machineplay: “ouch. :( that’s so hard.“
@jstichweh: “Are you going to ride it all night long“
@matholemu: “calendar coordinating is rough, but it gets me excited to see what’s coming up!“
@JohnPierre: “huge! way too big. goona switch to trackball“
@NickCaiello: “English peeps if you need a ride call me“
@mario85: “What is aTrojan Horse Back Door, and how did I get 4?“
@tricias: “I would have a play with this but there is no time tonight.“
@thecolor: “says I’m sooo bad. I’ve not plurked since this morning.“
@mashable: “Twit in an elevator. Twitting it up while I’m going’ down.“
Update: Redacted upon request - SORRY!
@MarlanB: “I love getting tweets from the mars probe. It’s like a mini-Discovery Channel.“
@AllieM: “i just googled myself…it’s so fun…ok now going to bed…night C:“

can hardly contain my excitement!!!

THREE REASONS THIS SUMMER IS GONNA BE KICK ASS...

1.Y

2.O

3.U

The sun has got his hat on

AND, BITCH, WE'RE GOING OUT TO PLAY!

Reasons why this summer is going to be uber fantastic:

1. TAN TAN TAN TAN
2. LAKE...I hope we find stuff to eat
3. You're going to AUSTRALIA!!!
4. We're uber fantastic allllll year
5. LAST SUMMER AS HIGH SCHOOLERS...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!

Hello official fellow SENIOR

and HELLO SUMMER 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just FYI...

SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE MORE DAY THEN...

TWO MORE DAYS THEN...

That's my motto

Happiness, rainbows, sunshine...I enjoy all of those things!

This is the type of meadow I would like to frolic in...kapeesh?

THREE MORE DAYS THEN............

Indeedy-doo

Yes. I am very appreciative of the kind soul who cleared all of our uncertainties up for us.

mullet with headlights???

I'm glad to know that we weren't the only ones who thought that video made sense. This really cleared things up.

This video makes sooo much more sense now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

YEAH-YUH!

Me too. Now I'll just be disappointed whenever I hear that song, because I'll know I'm missing out.

i concur

i did as well enjoy the last verse, it makes it so the song isn't sooo incredibly short. i can be the catain of your submarine

well fiddlesticks

that group no longer seems to be on itunes...

You know you don't have to answer everything I say...

OKAY!
I don't know, but I like it. I wonder if that version is on itunes???

WHOA! WHERE DID THAT LAST VERSE COME FROM???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsgA5qxEy_Y

armidillo

He immediatly stopped the cab and picked up the armidillo. He had planned to just sit it on the side of the road and leave it for someone else to find, but when he sat it down, it did a flip, and he was like " wow that's pretty freakin sweet!" so he scooped the armidillo back up and put it in the back seat. Then he drove to the store and bought a bow to put on the armidillo, then he took it home and gave it to his wife as an annivarsary present. she was very pleased with the gift, so the man had a very busy night. ( if ya know what im sayin)

fishy business

"Excuse me sir, but is there something wrong with your cab?" The taxi driver glanced back at Stella, who had the gun shoved under the seat. "No, this young lady was just supposed to meet someone here, and they haven't arrived yet. She asked if she could wait in the taxi a little longer, and it's been a slow day, so I told her that was fine." "Oh, I see. Have a lovely day then." And with that, the cop was on his way. Stella stared at the taxi driver, shocked. he could have easily told the cop she had a gun and had threatened to kill her and gotten her arrested. Suddenly, she knew the taxi driver was her soul mate. She reached across the seat and caressed his face. "Oh, I've been waiting for you my whole life!" The taxi driver, who was already married, to the love of his life, grabbed her arm and snapped it in half. "Bitch, you don't me!" He threw her out of the cab and drove away. After a couple of miles, he heard a strange noise coming form the back seat. When he looked back, he saw an aramdillo...

quest of stella

"Just what kind of trouble have you gotten yourself in miss???" to which stella replied " hey asshole, i'm the one holdin the gun so you don't get to ask questions!" They taxi drive fearing for his life remained silent. Stella sat in the back seat running the options of what to do next through her head. she didn't have any close relatives she could hide out with so she was stumped as to what she should do next. A near by police officer saw the taxi just sitting there on the street and believed it to be strange behavior so he went up to the taxi, tapped on the window and said...

and some more

and before the zoo keeper knew what was happening, Stella had grabbed the gun and was pinning the zoo keeper down. "I think you are going to let me take Arnie," Stella said menacingly. The zoo keeper gulped and tried to yell for security, but Stella was quick: she shot him in the head and ran away with Arnie. A crowd was gathering around the armadillo cage, so Stella knew she had to flee quickly. She thrust Arnie into her purse, and caught a taxi. She put the gun to the drivers head and told him to put the pedal to the metal. He obediently followed her instructions. He drove and drove and drove until finally he stopped. Stella looked out the windows. She didn't know where she was. She was about to hop out and make the best of the situation, when the taxi driver turned around and said...

continued

" hold it partner!! just what do you think you are doin with little arnie???" turns out, that the zoo keeper was getting ready to set up for the armidillo show which started in appox. 10 minutes. They tiniest armidillo, arnie, the one stella planned to steal, was the star of the show. A lot of people know that armidillos can be house trained, but what they don't know is that they can be trained to do a lot of other stuff like tricks and flips. Arnie had down a triple axel with a flip at the end and was the absolute star of the show. Not wantin to lose his star, they zoo keeper pulled a gun on stella and said you have three seconds to put down arnie and haul ass outta here. 1....2.....3......

yeah she did

Once upon a time there was a girl named Stella. Stella was very fond of armadillos, and badly wanted to have one as a pet. Luckily, she discovered armadillos could be house broken, so she went to the local zoo to find one to her liking. When she arrived at the zoo, she noticed that no one else was near the armadillos. She thought this was perfect; she could just hop over the fence and grab one to call her own. So Stella walked carefully up to the fence, peered around to make sure no one would catch her and hopped over. She ran stealthily over to the smallest one, as it would be the easiest to carry. When she bent over to put it in her bag, a zoo keeper came running up behind her, yelling...

your turn

she said that

REALLY awkward

when searching "awkward", I discovered there is a website called awkwardboners.com. I don't even want to know.

oh and WTF???

tad bit awkward

akward...

this is as confusing as my mom crouching by my bed

That's not appropriate swim wear...

This is much better! You won't sink!!!

back to this

OLE!

yes i indeed do have a dirty mind

I was scared at first.It was very wide, and very long,and it angled straight up.I decided I had to try it once.I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.It felt weird at first.Then I got used to it.I went up and down, and up and down on it.I was really loving it.
Now I ride on escalators all the time.
I took my fingers and slowly,and gently stretched it apart.It was so pure and white.I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.I licked it faster and faster, and harder.I began to scrape my teeth against it.There it was, in my mouth!All sweet and creamy.I was done.
And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.
I squeezed it gently at first,then a little bit harder.There seemed to be more and more of itI moved it towards my lips.It was a strange and new sensation for me.I put it in my mouthand moved it around and around with my tongue.The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.It was quite an experience.
The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.
They were both round and firm.There was only the slightest difference between the two.I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.I used my other hand to grab the other oneand twist it hard the other way.
Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.
It was very long, kind of thin.I slid it between my fingersuntil I got to the end of it.I was turning it on.It became firm in my hands,and the end was wet.Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.
I knew it could be done.I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.I called my friend.He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.He put his arms around me and started.I watched nervously in the mirror.He finally finished and pulled back slowly.I felt relieved that it was over. I hate neckties.
It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.
But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.

good clean fun

Do YOU have a dirty mind???

1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)
3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.
5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?
6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?
7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.
9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?







1. Legs
2. A Twenty Dollar Bill
3. Firetruck
4. Aunt
5. An Almond Joy Candy Bar
6. Grit
7. Bubblegun
8. Wedding Ring
9. Last Name

what's coming... or who's coming

2009 NBA Season Top “Thats What She Said” Moments
September 16th, 2009 4 comments
Hoop Heads North ( http://hoopheadsnorth.com ) created this hilarious list of the top 10 “that’s what she said” comments by announcers during the 2009 NBA season:
10 – “Gotta love him, he always goes hard to the hole and you never know what he’s gonna do with it once he’s down there” – Chris Paul dishes yet another assist, this time to Tyson Chandler for the alley-oop jam.
9 – “You see how close his head was to the rim?!?” - LBJ throws down another one.
8 – “Give it to him down there, he’s begging for it.” - Shaq with good post position and his teammates can’t find him.
7 – “Oooo, takes it square in the chest.” - A player draws the charge.
6 – “Wow, what a nose for those loose balls” - Dwight Howard hustles down his 20th board.
5 – “Kobe serving up the facial!” - Marv Albert
4 – “…And what do we like about this young man? Well, two things. One: he always gets deep penetration. Okay? And two: he knows how to finish.” – Hubie Brown of ABC Sports.
3 – “Send it in, big fella!” – Bill Raftery of CBS Sports during a NCAA tournament game.
2 – “Oh! Right between the eyes!” - Kevin Harlan of CBS Sports and Turner Sports
1 – “Yyyessss!” – Again, Marv Albert

drop your pants...cum on in

That's what she said

keep the audiences coming

random

Prom

we survived!

I concur; it was very fun, but very overrated.

I heard "One Week" on the radio today when I was driving to dance, and it made me really happy that I could sing along!

good night after all...

in the end i suppose prom wasn't painfully horrible, i may have had a tad bit of fun... but it still was way over rated and people shouldn't go on and on about it for two months in advance. pretty much after eleven like everyone was gone except like 20 people and it was the best hour. They started to play old songs like ymca and stuff and it was fun because i was pretty much dancin like we do at our dance parties. well... its 2am now so i think im a gonna catch so zzzzzzzz's PEACE