OBVI

duh that was a spring break down reference.

dear pedestrians,
sorry i couldn't pass up the bonus point
sincerely, driver

dear crumbs,
om nom nom
sicerely, cleavage

dear bambi,
your mother was delicious
sicerely, the hunter

dear bubble wrap,
thank you
sincerely, easily amused

dear boys,
GOTCHA
sincerly, push up bras

dear people with fake tans,
i wish there was a word that rhymed with orange so the oompa lompas could sing to you
sincerly, willy wonka

dear Osama Bin Laden
MARco
sincerly, united states

dear America,
you produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment
sincerely, canada