Friday, January 28, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Friday, January 21, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Boo you whore


you would be more attractive if you put this on.


Sunday, January 16, 2011

I always knew it

I already knew that you were ugly, but that mask helps like a whole lot you should wear it more often

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Sunday, January 2, 2011

OBVI

duh that was a spring break down reference.

dear pedestrians,
sorry i couldn't pass up the bonus point
sincerely, driver

dear crumbs,
om nom nom
sicerely, cleavage

dear bambi,
your mother was delicious
sicerely, the hunter

dear bubble wrap,
thank you
sincerely, easily amused

dear boys,
GOTCHA
sincerly, push up bras

dear people with fake tans,
i wish there was a word that rhymed with orange so the oompa lompas could sing to you
sincerly, willy wonka

dear Osama Bin Laden
MARco
sincerly, united states

dear America,
you produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment
sincerely, canada

you know what that means...

I'M GONNA BE A SLUT! WHO WANTS TO DO ME???


that was also a spring breakdown reference.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2011!!!!!!!!!!

Its gonna be a great year!!! Lets go crazy!!! im talkin about real girls gone wild (haha that was a spring break down reference)