Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
haha true
I wonder if they ran out of money for classical toys so they just gave him their doll to play with
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Ah, I See
Thanks for clearing that up. I must have been mistaken as a granola eater when actually i drive. the most obvious reason of all though is that justin doesn't drive, so therefore it cannot be assumed that everyone else does.
Why yes i certainly do
That is a quite valid question. you could not drive because...
you got your licensce taken away
you don't have a car
you never went and got your licensce
you never passed the test
your car was stolen
you eat granola
your parents won't let you drive
you have an irrational fear of driving
you got a lot of speedin tickets
you get lost easily and therefore can not be trusted alone
you don't wanna get in cars because there is usually homeless people
you don't have any money for gas
your parents wont pay for insurance
you were in a wreck while havin your permit and now don't drive
you could live in a place where there are too many turtles in the road
your car got a skunk in it and now it smells
you fear your car will put toxic gasses into the enviorment
you would rather be shoffured around everywhere
you like the front door sercive you get by being dropped off
you are fat so you would rather walk
you don't live that far away
you have other means of transportation
you get a headache when burnin rubber
you are worried about gettin pulled over and having to recite the alphabet backwords
SEE QUITE A VALID QUESTION
you got your licensce taken away
you don't have a car
you never went and got your licensce
you never passed the test
your car was stolen
you eat granola
your parents won't let you drive
you have an irrational fear of driving
you got a lot of speedin tickets
you get lost easily and therefore can not be trusted alone
you don't wanna get in cars because there is usually homeless people
you don't have any money for gas
your parents wont pay for insurance
you were in a wreck while havin your permit and now don't drive
you could live in a place where there are too many turtles in the road
your car got a skunk in it and now it smells
you fear your car will put toxic gasses into the enviorment
you would rather be shoffured around everywhere
you like the front door sercive you get by being dropped off
you are fat so you would rather walk
you don't live that far away
you have other means of transportation
you get a headache when burnin rubber
you are worried about gettin pulled over and having to recite the alphabet backwords
SEE QUITE A VALID QUESTION
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Fear of Progressing Backwards
Jaclyns Scientific Journal 2/10/10
I believe the problem is that the stupid white trash people of society are not as apt to use birth control... therefore they reproduce more rapidly than the higher intellectuals of life like us. Therefore everyday there are more stupid people born than smart people and they are now beginning to out weigh us in society. Fortunatly for us i do not believe this thing called stupidity that is over running todays world is contagious. However if you hang around them to long you could begin to have stupid spells and eventually become full blown stupid if your not careful. Once becoming fully stupid there is no reverse to this effect. It will consume you from the inside out until you become a molly of society. I greatly fear for our future. God be with us.
I believe the problem is that the stupid white trash people of society are not as apt to use birth control... therefore they reproduce more rapidly than the higher intellectuals of life like us. Therefore everyday there are more stupid people born than smart people and they are now beginning to out weigh us in society. Fortunatly for us i do not believe this thing called stupidity that is over running todays world is contagious. However if you hang around them to long you could begin to have stupid spells and eventually become full blown stupid if your not careful. Once becoming fully stupid there is no reverse to this effect. It will consume you from the inside out until you become a molly of society. I greatly fear for our future. God be with us.
This is Truly Upsetting in a Number of Ways
1. Stupid people are getting recognized instead of brilliant people, like us, that actually have great ideas.
2. Stupid people are getting recognized instead of average people that have decent ideas
3. Sniggies, PajamaJeans, FootieHoodies, etc. are killing fashion. I fear the day we all just wear footed pajamas with a hood to school.
4. No wonder our economy is crappy!!!(see numbers 1 and 2) These people are making a crapload of money on nonsense.
5. Human's intelligence level really is decreasing if this is the best stuff people can come up with anymore.
It's so hard to be so smart in a world of idiots. I fear that all of this nonsnse will force us to dumb down.
2. Stupid people are getting recognized instead of average people that have decent ideas
3. Sniggies, PajamaJeans, FootieHoodies, etc. are killing fashion. I fear the day we all just wear footed pajamas with a hood to school.
4. No wonder our economy is crappy!!!(see numbers 1 and 2) These people are making a crapload of money on nonsense.
5. Human's intelligence level really is decreasing if this is the best stuff people can come up with anymore.
It's so hard to be so smart in a world of idiots. I fear that all of this nonsnse will force us to dumb down.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Absurd!!!!!
What is this world a comin to??? Today i saw a valentines commercial that was telling men that for valentines day they should get their wives/girlfriends this thing called a footie hoodie! it's pretty much just footie pajamas with a freakin hood! idiots! you can get rich off anything these days!
PajamaJeans - The Next Snuggie?
great-so now people are going to begin wearing bedtime denim. classy, no?
Friday, February 5, 2010
haha!
Yeah looking at molly for too long is a lot like staring at the sun. It will hurt your eyes real bad
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
well the jokes on you my friend!
Because you have to look at that picture everytime you get on too! FOOL
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
February will be hard to tackle...but good news: EVERYDAY IS A HOLIDAY!!!
Things to look forward to in February:
Month:
American Heart Month
An Affair to Remember Month
Black History Month
Canned Food Month
Creative Romance Month
Great American Pie Month
National Cherry Month
National Children’s Dental Health Month
National Grapefruit Month
National Weddings Month
Weekly Celebrations:
3rd Week International Flirting Week
Each Day:
1 National Freedom Day
2 Ground Hog Day
2 Candlemas
3 The Day the Music Died - Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in 1959.
4 Create a Vacuum Day
4 Thank a Mailman Day
5 National Weatherman's Day
6 Lame Duck Day
7 Wave All you Fingers at Your Neighbor Day
7 Send a Card to a Friend Day - obviously created by a card company
8 Boy Scout Day
8 Clean out Your Computer Day - second Monday of Month
8 Kite Flying Day - in the middle of winter!?!
9 Toothache Day (AND EDWARD EMMIT'S BIRTHDAY!)
10 Umbrella Day
11 Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day
11 Make a Friend Day
11 White T-Shirt Day
12 Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
12 Plum Pudding Day
12 Winter Olympics
13 Get a Different Name Day
14 Ferris Wheel Day
14 National Organ Donor Day
14 Valentine's Day
15 Candlemas
15 National Gum Drop Day
15 President's Day - third Monday of month
15 Singles Awareness Day
16 Do a Grouch a Favor Day
17 Random Acts of Kindness Day (AND LUMPY'S BIRTHDAY!)
18 National Battery Day
19 National Chocolate Mint Day
20 Cherry Pie Day
20 Hoodie Hoo Day
20 Love Your Pet Day
21 Card Reading Day
22 George Washington's Birthday
22 Be Humble Day
22 Walking the Dog Day
22 International World Thinking Day
23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
23 Tennis Day
24 National Tortilla Chip Day
25 Pistol Patent Day (AND MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY!)
26 Carnival Day
26 National Pistachio Day
26 Tell a Fairy Tale Day
27 Polar Bear Day
27 No Brainer Day
28 Floral Design Day
28 Public Sleeping Day (OUR BUNK BEDS WOULD COME IN HANDY FOR THIS ONE!)
28 National Tooth Fairy Day
Month:
American Heart Month
An Affair to Remember Month
Black History Month
Canned Food Month
Creative Romance Month
Great American Pie Month
National Cherry Month
National Children’s Dental Health Month
National Grapefruit Month
National Weddings Month
Weekly Celebrations:
3rd Week International Flirting Week
Each Day:
1 National Freedom Day
2 Ground Hog Day
2 Candlemas
3 The Day the Music Died - Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in 1959.
4 Create a Vacuum Day
4 Thank a Mailman Day
5 National Weatherman's Day
6 Lame Duck Day
7 Wave All you Fingers at Your Neighbor Day
7 Send a Card to a Friend Day - obviously created by a card company
8 Boy Scout Day
8 Clean out Your Computer Day - second Monday of Month
8 Kite Flying Day - in the middle of winter!?!
9 Toothache Day (AND EDWARD EMMIT'S BIRTHDAY!)
10 Umbrella Day
11 Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day
11 Make a Friend Day
11 White T-Shirt Day
12 Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
12 Plum Pudding Day
12 Winter Olympics
13 Get a Different Name Day
14 Ferris Wheel Day
14 National Organ Donor Day
14 Valentine's Day
15 Candlemas
15 National Gum Drop Day
15 President's Day - third Monday of month
15 Singles Awareness Day
16 Do a Grouch a Favor Day
17 Random Acts of Kindness Day (AND LUMPY'S BIRTHDAY!)
18 National Battery Day
19 National Chocolate Mint Day
20 Cherry Pie Day
20 Hoodie Hoo Day
20 Love Your Pet Day
21 Card Reading Day
22 George Washington's Birthday
22 Be Humble Day
22 Walking the Dog Day
22 International World Thinking Day
23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
23 Tennis Day
24 National Tortilla Chip Day
25 Pistol Patent Day (AND MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY!)
26 Carnival Day
26 National Pistachio Day
26 Tell a Fairy Tale Day
27 Polar Bear Day
27 No Brainer Day
28 Floral Design Day
28 Public Sleeping Day (OUR BUNK BEDS WOULD COME IN HANDY FOR THIS ONE!)
28 National Tooth Fairy Day
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