go, go, go, go, go

go shorty it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck cause it's your birthday!

that seemed appropriate since today is your BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ahem, now for a poem...
Seventeen years ago today
A legend was born
At a young age she was particularily fond of corn
Had she never been conceived, I would undoubtedly mourn
For without Jaclyn, my magnificent BUB
My life would be as dull as a pencil nub!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!