ugh

damn weather! but there is absolutly nothing that can make this not fun!!!

yeahhhhhhh..but

i'm super psyched but guess what? the high temperature for saturday is 17...won't that be delightful?

Quite a sight indeed!

can't wait for scavenger hunt!!!!!

Oh my

that would be quite a sight.

you were right

that was pretty much a kick ASS POST. haha when i think of ass post i think of a big wooden pole that people tie their asses up to. tehe

go, go, go, go, go

go shorty it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck cause it's your birthday!

that seemed appropriate since today is your BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ahem, now for a poem...
Seventeen years ago today
A legend was born
At a young age she was particularily fond of corn
Had she never been conceived, I would undoubtedly mourn
For without Jaclyn, my magnificent BUB
My life would be as dull as a pencil nub!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

super sad christmas is over!

but luckily my birthday is comin up!!!!!! YAY

sad, Christmas is over.

as a stocking stuffer, my father got me a spiderman grow towel and a spiderman puzzle from dollar tree. told you he loves that store.

we wish you'd get a new face

we wish you'd get a new face, we wish you'd get a new face.... and a happy new year

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

running away from your UGLY FACE!!!

up on the house top

reindeer paws. out jumps good old santa claus down through the chimney with lo.....

AHHHH! YOUR FACE

All I want for Christmas is a big brown bag

so i can cover up your UGLY FACE!!!

Your face is ugly

Ba rum bum bum bum
There is no helping it
ba rum bum bum bum
rum ba bum bum ra bum bum ba

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

AND YOUR FACE IS NOT DELIGHTFUL!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose

LIKE YOUR FACE

'tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la...

YOUR FACE!!!

The first noel the angel did say

THAT YOUR FACE SUCKS!!!

go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere, go tell it on the mountain

THAT YOUR FACE IS UGLY!!!

What a bright time its the right time...

FOR YOU TO GET A NEW FACE!!!!

jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell YOUR FACE

yes actually i would

christmas is among us

you would bring up an ass comic wouldn't you!

yikes

that evil santa one was a strange-ass comic.

haha ass-comic.

A little bit of funny with a dose of disturbing

some holiday chuckles...

ass-...

freakin ass hooker who you be callin a fool

hahaha ass-hooker

hahahahaha

dumb ass-fool

ha ha ass-fool.

Worried

Because there was so much space between the guess what and the rest of your post i thought my computer was bein stupid and nothin else would come up so i kept hittin refresh and refresh and nothin came up. but no worries i figured it out.

hooray and hallelujah!

guess what?































































YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT HAS BEEN ORDERED!!!
this means you had better get crack-a-lackin' on mine hombre.

indeed we shall not

definitly should stop givin clues or it will take to total complete randomness out of the present. I wish that we actually had something leather. too bad the silverware didn't come in a leather carrying case. What happened to the snowmans nose???? .................................................................................................. the neighbor kids got hungry

good one...not

Surely we'll come up with something before the 11th. At least I hope we do. Good thing we're doing our own version of Hanukkah this year so we are kind of giving each other presents. Speaking of presents, thank goodness Petey didn't figure out her present. I think we covered for it well with the sword bit. I hope she's not suspicious now. Perhaps we shouldn't give her anymore clues.

unconvenient

i guess if no ideas spark in our minds then we could wait until after 11 to do our gift but that would be really inconvenient. Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited to give molly her present, she was gettin really close when she guessed a knife, i was gettin worried. lol good thing she is stupid and didn't get it! :) why did the snow man cross the road??? .......................................................he thought the snow would be whiter on the other side.
thats a doctor jac original

too bad

I wish we could reschedule Christmas to our liking, however I don't think Jesus would be down with us moving his birthday. Hopefully and idea will strike in the very near future.

we are really slow at ideas this year

Sadly Christmas is a set date and we can't move it forward or back to our liking like we can with our annivarsary

Goody!

Perhaps he'll bring you something for me since i seem to have hit a road block in coming up with your present

guess what

25 days til Santa comes!