and then...

the plan to kill Nima took days to come up with. it was very long and thought out, and they had it perfected so that there was no room for error. One day hunduk the neighbor of Bertha was going to invite Nima to a tea party. they would tell her to dress up and wear high heels, so that she wouldn't be able to run. they would put a pill in Nima's tea that would make her fall asleep, but just for long enough that they could move her. they would move her into a barn and tie her upside down by her feet, then everyone in the village would get to come and poke her four times with a fork. after that they move her and put her on the floor, and a pack of donkies will trample over her. then after her skin is tender from the donkies they will scalp her and give the rest of her body to the hyenas.