naked in the desert

she ran butt naked through the dessert with her warewolf husband chasing her. He had already knawed a good chunk out of her arm and she was bleeding profusly. this went on for many hours until finally the sun arose and her husband went back to his normal self. she was pissed at him to she developed a plot to lure him to his death. but first she went and got a lot of life insurance on him.

oops

later, as Nima and the taxi driver lay in each others arms, they began to get to know each other a little better since they were now man and wife. Nima told the taxi driver her deepest secret, that she had been born a man. disgusted, the taxi driver threw her out of his cab and sped off. however, Nima didn't have her clothes and was left stranded in the desert naked. after a few hours he returned because he felt bad and told her his deepest secret, he was a werewolf. however right after he told her the full moon came out and the transformation began, and he visciously attacked the horrified Nima.

gettin spicy

Nima feared for her life with the nose of the gun stuck in her face so she had to think on her feet. the man was very ugly and it looked as though he was lonely and that noone would ever love him, so in exchange for her life she offered to marry the taxi driver. he quickly accepted knowing that it was his only chance for love, and they took the taxi to las vegas to be hitched quickly. the taxi cab windows fogged up on their weddin night as the car rocked back and forth.

unexpected twist...

the plan was going along flawlessly; Nima was hanging upside down in the barn and being poked with forks when suddenly s giant bird flew in the barn and began attacking the villagers so that the panicked and ended up poking their eyes out with the forks. Nima slowly awoke to see upside down chaos. when she realized what was going on, she fled the town as fast as she could and hopped into a taxi to take her back home for she was very frightened. she got in the cab, put a gun to the driver's head and told him to put the pedal to the metal. however, the taxi driver was really one of the villagers in disguise, and he turned the gun on Nima...

and then...

the plan to kill Nima took days to come up with. it was very long and thought out, and they had it perfected so that there was no room for error. One day hunduk the neighbor of Bertha was going to invite Nima to a tea party. they would tell her to dress up and wear high heels, so that she wouldn't be able to run. they would put a pill in Nima's tea that would make her fall asleep, but just for long enough that they could move her. they would move her into a barn and tie her upside down by her feet, then everyone in the village would get to come and poke her four times with a fork. after that they move her and put her on the floor, and a pack of donkies will trample over her. then after her skin is tender from the donkies they will scalp her and give the rest of her body to the hyenas.

And Then

(yay! i was able to sign in!!!)

Nima decided to join the ugly fat people's loving village and took up an offer to move in with the kindest woman of them all, Bertha. Nima was very happy in the village, until one day the villagers had a town meeting without her. It turns out the village was actually an evil tribe who had learned to mask their evil with devoted kindness and compassion. But a sacrifice was needed, one who would die a viscious death in order to please the rain gods. The rain was needed for a plentiful harvest, and the villagers really liked thier food, so a sacrifice was absolutely necessary. Bertha told them her plot to kill Nima...

Bored

one day there was a girl name Nima and she skipped to the left and the right and one day she got lost while she was skipping and she ended up in a village of ugly fat people but their hearts were full of kindness and love.

seriously!

yeah i had a marvelous time with you too! blades of glory was freakin magical! i can't wait to see you again.

UGH.

Seriuosly. Learn how to read a calendar, because if your website says a certain date and time, then the movie should be at that date and time. But on the bright side, I had a marvelous time with you :)

False Advertising

I am so pissed! i rode allllllll the way to columbia in a loud diesel and 12 at night because i thought that i was gonna get to see transformers 2! ugh it said that it was on tuesday at 12:01 is is now tuesday at 12:14 and i am not at the theatre! ugh!

wtf

you are retarded!

Ha! You Lose!

You will be served food at a restaurant with a hand in it!!!
ew.

umm

12

Okay, Pick A Number

3, 12, 27, 72

hmmm...

yellow

Pick A Color

blue, yellow, white, green

hmmm...

i suppose

Ya Wana Play A Fun Game???

???

heck yes

you, me and blades of glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wouldn't even say "no" to that if i was tortured! you can't keep me away! CAN'T WAIT!!

Mnday???

if you don't have anything going on...i was thinking you, me, and blades of gloryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

BOG

yeah... it will be glorious since we haven't watched it in 4eva

Blades of Glory

So psyched to watch that amazing song over and over and over and over and over and over...

I love this game

POLO

A Little Game

Marco!

(read in a british accent)

I'm delighted to know that we were entertaining! I expected just as much, sine we bring a bloody good time with us everywhere we go. I'm sure this is counting down the days until our journey begins. Possibly(tehe!!!) she will practice her accent so she can join in on the fun. I do wish Miss Molly would just accept fun. Her life would be so much better if she would just let her guard down and speak in an accent.

(read with british accent)

hello my love! i was talkin to me mum and she said that we were quite entertainin around the campfire! quite entertainin indeed! i told her that we would be entertainin the whole week at orange beach and asked her if she was excited, she said not really but i think that what she truly meant was " heck yes! i can't wait!"

weird, the time thing

Have you noticed that the times on this are really weird? I was not on here at 6:15 this morning...I suppose it's in another time zone.

yeah

yeah... i was asleep

Stupid Kid

I'm getting ready to drop of the kid at soccer camp. You're probably asleep, otherwise I would take you up on your offer and come over.

Definitly

i would love to gaze at the stars with you... like the one time at your moms bonfire, when we talked in british accents and you wished that i was a boy, because it was a magical moment!!! I had no idea that spongebob had a greatest hit cd. that is super cool!!! see ya tammara!!! haha i tried to say tommorrow like an uneducated person!

TRUE DAT

"Lets gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along!!!"

P.S. did you know Spongebob has a greatest hits CD??? CRAZY!

I suppose I am a tad bit excited for this weekend...Perhaps we can look at the stars together again and find Peter's Triangle.

GOOD IDEA

Bobbing for apples would be a really great was to relieve the stress of being SO perfect all the time! Sometimes when i just can't take being better than everyone else, i make myself look crappy, and try to dull myself down so that i can fit in. Being perfect is so hard because people become jealous and build up a hatred towards you, which is ridiculous. some of the really jealous people would even go as far as to say that we are rude bitches! i pity these people! It's not my fault i'm beautiful!!! UGH... what i would give to be ugly!
p.s. This looks like the notes i take in class! lol

Story of My LIfe

Yes, I know exactly what it is like to be so awesome every single day. Sometimes I like to take a day off from the madness and go bobbing for apples in Somalia.

Do you ever wonder...????

Do you ever wonder what it is like to be so awesome that you are uncomparable to anyone else on earth??? well for me i don't have to wonder because that is what my life is like every single day of my life!!!

The Life of a Hero

It's not easy being incredible. And we are just that.

ROCK ON.

WHATEVER MORON!

Do you think it was like hanging in there halfway, or like flat so that stuff could go through the hole? That would be kind of cool if everything just like went through it. Although, fruit loops have bigger holes, so that might work better.

I JUST KNOW

It just went away on it's own. But i know that's what it was because it is the only thing that i could possibly be! DUH!!!!! trust me i know the feeling of what it is like to have a cheerio in your throat!! i'm not stupid!!! its like a six sense or something like that!!!

...

How did it come out??? Did it just suddenly go away? Because, unless you like actually coughed it up, you still can't prove it was a cheerio. maybe you just had a cough...

But I'm glad to know it's not a tumor.

CHEERIO not TUMOR

Just FYI in case you were ever wondering... the cheerio did eventually come out of my throat.

yeah that's it

I thought that it was shadow but i didn't realize it until after i already posted it and i didn't feel the need to fix it

TEOTH...I get it now.

Lovely picture. i can't wait to see your beautiful face.
i believe it goes "your love is like a shadow on me all of the time" but that's just a guess

TEOTH

AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT, WE'LL BE HOLDIN ON FOREVA

TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END OF LINE YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A ( something, but iforgot what it was) ON ME ALL THE TIME. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS LIGHT IN MY LIFE BUT NOW THERE'S ONLY LOVE IN THE DARK. NOTHIN I CAN DO A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART.

total eclipse of the heart

turn around...every now and then i fall apaaaaaaaaaart!
and i need you now tonight
and i need you more than evah!

long ass web address

dude!! i get really tired of typin in whoatemybleberrypie every single time i come here.

Orange Beach!

to be exact... there are 57 days until orange beach! but i'm kinda wantin summer to last as long as possible because right when we get back from orange beach we start 2 a days for softball which really sucks!!! we have approx. 40 hours of softball in one week!

Geez Louise

Well then i suppose i got lucky!!! i hate anesthesia...it scares me. but guess what??? less than 60 days until orange beach!!! i didn't feel like counting the days, so that's as good AS It gets :)

pills pills pills

Oh yeah, i remember the days after gettin my teeth knocked out and i had to take SOOOO many pills. i had 3 iron, 3 penicilin, 3(ish) pain pills,1zyrtec, 1 biotin, and 1 multivitamin. thats 12 a day if you can't do the math. good luck with your sugery hope that all goes well!

Flinstone Vitamins and Llamas

thanks for taking care of our profile. i couldn't have done any better myself. :) and that picture, man it portrays us sooo well.
is your doctor as qualified as we are??? because flinstone vitamins sound like a kooky prescribtion. but at least you don't have to take massive pills or anything gross. my surgery is tomorrow, and i have to take big pills, little pills, AND medium pills. it will be tons of fun.

Tehe

haha... that gave me a hardy laugh.
i went to el doctor hoy. because i'm pretty sure my iron level is gettin low. and ya know what he prescribed me...............????????????????????? flinstones vitamins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aint that crazy. i thought so.

My Bad

Yeah, I just used the first thing that came to mind; I am rather random when it comes to passwords. I always have to think about how to spell it :/ But anyway, here is a good chuckle!!!

THAT'S TRAGIC

oh well i suppose we can live without that hot ride. although it will be hard. thats so cool that were bloggers now, but you should have picked a password that was easier to spell. i ain't no bright flight.

Bad News

Good evening darling. I'm afraid I have some terrible news...

Do you remember the car we wanted to buy, you know the duper cool one that we saw driving around town all of the time? Well, my father saw it on the side of the road for a few days and then said it was gone and may have possibly broken down. This may stall our buying process :(

Hello

hey love. guess what?

we're bloggers. sweeeeeeeeeeet.