ugh

damn weather! but there is absolutly nothing that can make this not fun!!!

yeahhhhhhh..but

i'm super psyched but guess what? the high temperature for saturday is 17...won't that be delightful?

Quite a sight indeed!

can't wait for scavenger hunt!!!!!

Oh my

that would be quite a sight.

you were right

that was pretty much a kick ASS POST. haha when i think of ass post i think of a big wooden pole that people tie their asses up to. tehe

go, go, go, go, go

go shorty it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck cause it's your birthday!

that seemed appropriate since today is your BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ahem, now for a poem...
Seventeen years ago today
A legend was born
At a young age she was particularily fond of corn
Had she never been conceived, I would undoubtedly mourn
For without Jaclyn, my magnificent BUB
My life would be as dull as a pencil nub!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

super sad christmas is over!

but luckily my birthday is comin up!!!!!! YAY

sad, Christmas is over.

as a stocking stuffer, my father got me a spiderman grow towel and a spiderman puzzle from dollar tree. told you he loves that store.

we wish you'd get a new face

we wish you'd get a new face, we wish you'd get a new face.... and a happy new year

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

running away from your UGLY FACE!!!

up on the house top

reindeer paws. out jumps good old santa claus down through the chimney with lo.....

AHHHH! YOUR FACE

All I want for Christmas is a big brown bag

so i can cover up your UGLY FACE!!!

Your face is ugly

Ba rum bum bum bum
There is no helping it
ba rum bum bum bum
rum ba bum bum ra bum bum ba

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

AND YOUR FACE IS NOT DELIGHTFUL!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose

LIKE YOUR FACE

'tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la...

YOUR FACE!!!

The first noel the angel did say

THAT YOUR FACE SUCKS!!!

go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere, go tell it on the mountain

THAT YOUR FACE IS UGLY!!!

What a bright time its the right time...

FOR YOU TO GET A NEW FACE!!!!

jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell YOUR FACE

yes actually i would

christmas is among us

you would bring up an ass comic wouldn't you!

yikes

that evil santa one was a strange-ass comic.

haha ass-comic.

A little bit of funny with a dose of disturbing

some holiday chuckles...

ass-...

freakin ass hooker who you be callin a fool

hahaha ass-hooker

hahahahaha

dumb ass-fool

ha ha ass-fool.

Worried

Because there was so much space between the guess what and the rest of your post i thought my computer was bein stupid and nothin else would come up so i kept hittin refresh and refresh and nothin came up. but no worries i figured it out.

hooray and hallelujah!

guess what?































































YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT HAS BEEN ORDERED!!!
this means you had better get crack-a-lackin' on mine hombre.

indeed we shall not

definitly should stop givin clues or it will take to total complete randomness out of the present. I wish that we actually had something leather. too bad the silverware didn't come in a leather carrying case. What happened to the snowmans nose???? .................................................................................................. the neighbor kids got hungry

good one...not

Surely we'll come up with something before the 11th. At least I hope we do. Good thing we're doing our own version of Hanukkah this year so we are kind of giving each other presents. Speaking of presents, thank goodness Petey didn't figure out her present. I think we covered for it well with the sword bit. I hope she's not suspicious now. Perhaps we shouldn't give her anymore clues.

unconvenient

i guess if no ideas spark in our minds then we could wait until after 11 to do our gift but that would be really inconvenient. Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited to give molly her present, she was gettin really close when she guessed a knife, i was gettin worried. lol good thing she is stupid and didn't get it! :) why did the snow man cross the road??? .......................................................he thought the snow would be whiter on the other side.
thats a doctor jac original

too bad

I wish we could reschedule Christmas to our liking, however I don't think Jesus would be down with us moving his birthday. Hopefully and idea will strike in the very near future.

we are really slow at ideas this year

Sadly Christmas is a set date and we can't move it forward or back to our liking like we can with our annivarsary

Goody!

Perhaps he'll bring you something for me since i seem to have hit a road block in coming up with your present

guess what

25 days til Santa comes!

In the spirit of Thanksgiving...

I'm thankful for comics!!!

Holiday spirit

I thought that goblins would go along with thanksgiving festivities because it sounds a lot like gobble which is the sound that a turkey makes which is what we eat for thanksgivin

The time

the time on here is still dramamtically messed up, i wonder if there is a way to fix it. By my calculations, this blog is on Polar atlantic time! lol jk, i don't no nothin bout time portals

Reply about Molly

She is always silly. I asked her if she wanted to see a funny picture and i was gonna show her the one about the dinosaurs, but she yelled at me, because she is tryin to write a paper. LAME

JOK

Teacher asks: Where can you find the species of the diamond bat
Student1: Living by the lava of volcanos
Teacher: That's wrong you idiot
Student2: living with the moose in Alaska
Teacher: No Dumbass
Studert3: Living in tubas
Teacher: this is why you have no friends
Teacher: You fools.... The diamond bat is extinct!

answer?

hmm...on the dashboard is said 200 posts so i don't know. and molly is being silly.

bulldozer?

goblin for your entertinment

Question

On a previous blog post you said it was the 201st, but on the left it says there are only 196 for 2009???

that fo sur gir

By the way

Molly says she is sorry for bein in a pissy mood and asks that you forgive her................................................JUST KIDDIN!!! like that would happen. she's still pissy. got you!

hot DOG

h h h h h h h

Talkin in asterick i prett funn. toothpast fo dinne writer ar quit cleve!!!!

toothpast fo dinne

te he me toooooooo

hell i a i marketin righ no. h h h h h h

I'm in school right now

Out of all the things that are blocked our blog isn't YAY! I think you already told me this, but oh well, i am telling you again. Im suppose to be workin on my forensic powerpoint, but im DONE

i couldn't pick a better co blogger

If you are drunk you are happy!

te-ba he-ba

btw...this is our 201st blog post!!! yayyy i've loved blogging with you!

Ha funny

I'm pretty sure if that spiderman tried to swing from webs the webs would break and he would fall on his ass.

chubby spidey

i like to think of him as a super zero.

why is spiderman so fat???

that's a kicker. here's another!

here have another

don't mind if i do!

have a chuckle in return

Here, have a chuckle

pumped!!!

its goin down friday night!!!! my weiner can't wait to meet you!!!

B-b-bailey!!!

so i pretty much can't wait for friday so i can meet this adorable little creature. i already love her.

Bailey Bear

i don't recall bein a foo

i don't even think that loco is spanish. i just wanted to clarify because sometimes i question your intelligance.... sorry i doubted you

Small vocab?!?! you must be trippin' foo.

Obvi i know what loco means. it doesn't take someone in a spanish class to figure that one out.

OMG!!!

That's totally what i thought that you would do!!!! Obvi... that would be the first reaction of just about anyone!!!! Anyone who wouldn't react like that is loco!!!! ( crazy for you with a small vocab!)

Oh you know

well naturally i would whip out my whack-a-mole mallet and crush my computer screen where i would then proceed to rip the wombat out of the computer and throw it into a pit of hot lava.

what would you do if a vicious man-eatin wombat showed up on your blog???

keep on chuckling!!!

haha

i saw that one it gave me a good hardy chuckle. Ass-car bahaha

tehe...ass-car

comics are what's up!

there's nothing like toothpaste for dinner!

a little comic humor

hahaha i like these!!!

Happy November!!!

fyi

click on the picture if you need to make it bigger to read

thats a good one hoe

we could have comics be a part of our daily newspaper!! i think comics should be our new thing to go along with songs and stories!

LMAO and then some

HAHA that's a good one!!! it reminded me of us! we should so start writing comics, and collaborate with the creator of the poop ones because combined we could create something that would cause the WORLD to laugh their asses off!

LMAO!!!!

the one about throwing poop at your work friends cracked me up!!!!! I think that the person/s who make those comic things have similar minds to us! that's hilarious.... and now a little humor just for you!

weird...

i don't know why there is so much blank space at the bottom...

POor dino :(

aw...that made me sad poor dinos. they just didn't get the memo. perhaps they might still be here if they had...

now some comics to lighten the mood(these might look familiar...in fact, i recall getting some in an envelope...)!!!