IS THAT A FUCKING GOAT?!?!

Also, I'm really sorry about Harley. I hope you're doing alright. I know it's really shitty to lose a pet, so I understand how you must feel.

I seriously have NOTHING planned for break yet, so let me know when the best time would be for you.

Love ya comrade!

I sure do like them christmas cookies sugar

I just got my work schedule for the next two weeks so we should set a date.

On a sad note..... we found out friday Harley has cancer. He only has a few days. : (

Possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen

Do you know who my mother is!!!????

She probabaly knows all the tacky sweater hot spots!. its on!!!!!!!!!!

It's the most wonderful time of the year

This is the level of tackiness I want. I will accept nothing less.

Super!!!!!!!!

I will start looking for tacky sweaters!!!!! Me and Kayla saw one on this lady at the mall, it was a doozy.

The best time to wear a tacky sweater...

Is when it's Christmas cookie baking time! That is a fantastic idea!

Christmas gift idea

I was thinking for christmas gifts we could each find the tackiest sweater possible for each other and see who gets the best one, it can be tradition!....... just an idea, let me know your thoughts! :)
anywhoooooooo Im sooooo pumped for christmas cookies. I was trying to think about what could be in our christmas pictures this year.... possibly a melon? I don't know what can top a pineapple. My apartment is allllll decked out in christmas id put up pictures but im too lazy right now. Miss you hombre! T minus 19 days until Santa comes!!! love that guy! but not as much as i love you!!!!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

Boyfriend's dorm room decorations (BTW, the Snoop Dog poster is his roommate's, not his thank goodness).

I'm super duper incredibly excited for tacky sweaters and cookie baking comrade, but I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS. Hopefully inspiration will strike soon...

NO by selling unmade snowmen moron!

By talking about vaginas on facebook???

This is how we can make money this winter

Happy?

Circumstances under which you should whip it and whip it good

been a while

hallefuckinglujah

I can't wait until FRIDAY!

I hit a mail box once...

Three more days and im done with this job and we can be reunited!!!

...

Also, I hit my mailbox today.

BAD POETRY?!?! OH NO-ETRY!

Jaclyn, Jaclyn she's my pal
When she's away I feel unwell

There once was a girl named Jac
She survived a shark attack
Her best friend is named Heather
And they go together
Like cheese goes with mac(oroni)

Jaclyn
A girl I know well
Come home please
Like soon I mean
You need to be seen by me
Now

hahahaha i saw this book while i was picking at mbs

i don't know if it was just because it was 3 in the morning but the name and picture of this book just cracked me up.

RUDE!! who changes a persons blog password!? thats low

Sorry, I slipped

again with the pickle i thought we were over that!?

NO MO SHO YO!

hmm...

tehe

i found my prom dress!

drunken pickle

poor pickle

not quite sure whats goin on

Valentine pickle

pickle dread

Just hangin'

mr.pickles

maybe...

last one!!!

fine. then I get one more too.

i can't help myself. just one more

That's enough

NO MORE PICKLES!

i can't stop

good bye pickles...

...that's what she said

pickles are endless!

who knew there was a jazz pickle?

jazz pickle

I don't know if I can stop...

i typed in muscular pickle... i think this has gone too far

Yeah, and don't get caught in this situation either

id hate to go up against this pickle

apparently

is skankin an adjective?

Uh-oh...