Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
have a laugh!
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
def.
trashy, ghetto-worthy gangster (aka not us)
classy gangster (aka US hombre!)
PS. I do like the crayola bling, perhaps we can be classy while enjoying coloring.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Gangster
There are two types of "gangster":
1) A wannabe thug, often illiterate and an inhabitant of a downtrodden ghetto that hangs around in "gangs"; largely associated with the African-American subculture. These try-hard wanna be "gangstas" attempt to make themselves appear like real criminals by graffiting buildings, smoking/selling drugs and trying to looking all "bad-ass and macho an'-shit, yo". An utter degradation of what true gangsters represent (see below), and street wannabe "gangsta"-types don't hold a candle to what real gangsters are.
2) The *real* gangsters are those behind organised crime; most notably the Mafia. Responsible for blackmarket trade, epsionage, organised beatings/assassinations, etc. "The Godfather" portrays the archtype of true gangsters, showing the brutality of mob beatings, shootings, running rackets and abusing woman, alcohol and everything in between. The real gansters are *not* to be confused with the aforementioned definition, commonly used as it might be.
1) I'm da gangsta in da hood, yo. Bustin' shiznitz an' layin' da cuts straight sittin' on yo ass wiv me Colt 40 and homies, cuttin' back a fat split in me crib, yo.
2) "All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?" "Sit down and finish my dinner."
There are two types of "gangster":
1) A wannabe thug, often illiterate and an inhabitant of a downtrodden ghetto that hangs around in "gangs"; largely associated with the African-American subculture. These try-hard wanna be "gangstas" attempt to make themselves appear like real criminals by graffiting buildings, smoking/selling drugs and trying to looking all "bad-ass and macho an'-shit, yo". An utter degradation of what true gangsters represent (see below), and street wannabe "gangsta"-types don't hold a candle to what real gangsters are.
2) The *real* gangsters are those behind organised crime; most notably the Mafia. Responsible for blackmarket trade, epsionage, organised beatings/assassinations, etc. "The Godfather" portrays the archtype of true gangsters, showing the brutality of mob beatings, shootings, running rackets and abusing woman, alcohol and everything in between. The real gansters are *not* to be confused with the aforementioned definition, commonly used as it might be.
1) I'm da gangsta in da hood, yo. Bustin' shiznitz an' layin' da cuts straight sittin' on yo ass wiv me Colt 40 and homies, cuttin' back a fat split in me crib, yo.
2) "All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?" "Sit down and finish my dinner."
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Show stoppers
We would look so smashing, that everyone would leave because there is no way their dresses could ever measure up!
OOOooooooo I love it
You should definitly take your green dress back and get that!!!!! and i will wear this one! because sock monkies are kick ass!
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Title
I believe that this picture would go along with your protest thingy because its kinda like being and individual.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
roger that
dude! i saw the ninja/creature in the background. we're so bad ass that we out bad ass the ninjas comrad. oh and now we too can be ninjas. over and out.So basically neither of us have shins. over and out
I actually think that i can see ninjas in that picture! maybe i am just crazy but there are a few figures in it that look like they could be ninjas.
well, ninjas are pretty bad ass.
haha this is funny because i said they are bad ass in the title before i even found this picture that just further proves my statement!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Them dang ninjas in that picture are good!
i actually stared at that picture for quite some time looking for ninjas and i came up empty
Thursday, March 4, 2010
He looks edible i suppose
I found this picture on a blog that has the same background as ours!!!! and no i would not eat those two other mexicansWednesday, March 3, 2010
That Jaclyn girl is one of a fucking kind!!!! damn straight!
All of these definitions of me are incredibly accurate!!!!!!!!! other than the whole thing about being an alien and eating mexicans. I eat mexican (as in food) but not mexicanS. I might however if it was life or death, but it would have to be like a really good looking mexican, not like a gross one or anything. If they had like fat rolls, dirt, and excessive body hair then i most definitly would not eat them. The first two definitions are pretty much dead on! im impressed... yet kinda scared because it appears someone did their homework on me, which is a tad bit frightening.
If i did however eat mexicans as a regular meal... then that one guy laying naked on the beach better watch out!
If i did however eat mexicans as a regular meal... then that one guy laying naked on the beach better watch out!
'tis March...BRING ON THE MADNESS!
Jaclyn (as defined by urban dictionary):
1. A beautiful and talented young women who is capable of singing, dancing, and looking great. Jaclyns are known to be tall, kindhearted, and extremely witty.
Wow, your name is JACLYN? You must be tall, beautiful, and dance like an angel!
2. One of the radist chicks you will ever encounter! Mystifying & often phenominal musicians/ artists. This girl always keeps you wondering. When you gain here trust she is a true friend. A free thinker. Constantly flowing with creativity. Sometime misunderstood, but has here reasonings. Jaclyns often have quirky, eccentric behaviors that most don't understand. They always stay true to themselve at all costs.
That Jaclyn girl is one of a fucking kind!
3. an alien from the planet pluto. she has a wonderful voice and many boys fall for her. she eats mexicans.
casey: yo, im dating jaclyn
mexicans: WATCH OUT MAN SHE'LL EAT YOU
tehe. i like the third one
1. A beautiful and talented young women who is capable of singing, dancing, and looking great. Jaclyns are known to be tall, kindhearted, and extremely witty.
Wow, your name is JACLYN? You must be tall, beautiful, and dance like an angel!
2. One of the radist chicks you will ever encounter! Mystifying & often phenominal musicians/ artists. This girl always keeps you wondering. When you gain here trust she is a true friend. A free thinker. Constantly flowing with creativity. Sometime misunderstood, but has here reasonings. Jaclyns often have quirky, eccentric behaviors that most don't understand. They always stay true to themselve at all costs.
That Jaclyn girl is one of a fucking kind!
3. an alien from the planet pluto. she has a wonderful voice and many boys fall for her. she eats mexicans.
casey: yo, im dating jaclyn
mexicans: WATCH OUT MAN SHE'LL EAT YOU
tehe. i like the third one
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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