Leave it to those Asians to 1-up everything in existance, and the Snuggie is no exception.

There's an interview with the inventor on the sales page, where he saysthere were three problems with other sleeping bags which led him to invent his own:
1.You can't get the things you need without leaving your sleeping bag.
2.You can't stand up and run away when attacked by a bear.
3.You can't turn around in your sleep, can't bend the wall of the sleeping bag, and they were constrictive.

:D

Thank you for a magnificent Friday night, and for making my day perfect with that gorgeous picture. Who are those hotties??? Oh right, US!

FRIDAY

basically, neither of us have shins

oh melancholy molly
should try to be more jolly

Showed Molly Saudi Arabia our comics

She was not impressed. :( the only one she like was the one that said barbershops are for pussies. she just doesn't understand what true humor is. stupid anti fun!!!! ugh she is SO melancholy Molly!

can fat people go skinny dipping?

Why is it called a building if its already been built?

decent idea...but...

i'm looking for a good time, not a competition against people we don't get along with. however, perhaps we could give them a map that would lead them to Idaho or somewhere. tehe.

questionable idea...

so i had the thought that we might be more motivated on the scavenger hunt thing if we didn't like the other team and wanted to beat them (to prove were better) and who do we not like more than bonnie and her crew of skanks. if we did it against them we would have more people which would make it funner and we would be super motivated to win. it's probably not a good idea, but it's just a thought.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

I KNOW! I CAN BARELY REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IT'S BEEN SO LONG! BUT NO WORRIES, AFTER A LONG TIME APART WE WILL FINALLY BE REUNITED TONIGHT! OH YEAH!!!

p.s. I bet Molly will show up.

Guess what today is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOUSEWIVES THAT ARE DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT WITH YA DARLIN..... CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!

Good question

Must be something tiny!!! te he.

Hmmm i wonder what is under that tiny hat

Can't wait for Marathon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ole!

Can't wait for our delicious Mexican food tomorrow and our Disney fiesta!!!

lots of time

beggining a new era is a lot like coming up from the bottom of the ocean, you have to come up slowly or your brains will pop out.

a night of Disney will suffice

the new era will begin soon! and you're right maybe we cAn do dinner or something. no worries, it's only January, so we still have awhile to live it upppp!

tonights the night lets live it up!!

not to ruin the pumped up feelin.... but i hope your doin better at comin up with ideas of something to do than me because my mind is fartin blanks. we've been set in our old couple ways SO long. But when we set our minds to something ANYTHING can be accomplished

OH YEAH!

i believe our theme song for the night will be.....


I GOTTA FEELING
THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!!!!!


get pumped yo!

night on the town

this friday night
will be a delight
go out on the town
without a frown
gonna be real fun
hopefully there will be sun
we're not gonna be lazy
we're gonna do something crazy

quite lovely indeed

happy Play God Day by the way. I don't know what that means.

that would be way cool

then we could celebrate each holiday and be happy everyday

no problem-o

glad i could help. i can't wait to see the calendar!!! i kind of want to make one of all of the stupid holidays, so everyday i will have something to celebrate.

Thanks for quotes!

I'm gonna use these! Up to this point my quotes had been stupid stuff us or molly or someone said but i ran out of those, and i need 365 quotes so i can't be picky! It will be nice to have an inspirational mood too. i really like the winnie the pooh one about living to 100!

here are some quotes yo

I didn't know of you wanted funny or inspirational, so I came some of each. Hopefully you don't have all of these.

You can pick your friends and you can poop at work, but you can't chase your work friends around with a piece of poop.

STAY TOUGH, ARKANSAS!

It's like poser tea. It's like I'm hot, NOT!

Everything is a possibility; there's nothing we can't explore. So why have boundaries? -Mia Michaels

Every new beginning comes form some other beginning's end.

Only in the darkness can one see the stars.

I drank the water!

Go home and don't come back until you find some sleeves.

If you got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day so that I never have to live without you. -Winnie the Pooh

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars. -Brian Littrell

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known. -Winnie the Pooh

A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born. -Antoine de Saint Exupery

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -Antoine de Saint Exupery

You can't leave footprints in the Sands of Time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the Sands of Time?

Cheese and crackers!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain

A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

We can hide out under there. I just made you say underwear. -Barenaked Ladies

Today's the first chapter of out mythic story.

I have NO idea

I bet some loser thought they were cool by makin up their own letters or something. This blog does not offer very cool fonts.

oh and...

wtf is up with this font: wtf is up with this font???

i've always wondered that.

HAHAHA

I just noticed that mine said ass-pirate. hahahahaha

Can't wait to see pirate peter

Having a magical blog is definitly about the most KICK ASS thing ever!!!!!

ps.... is said "ass thing" tehe

Petey the Pirate

There once was a girl named Petey
With a persona so cool no one could competey
With a parrot named Craig
And a wooden peg leg
She was a bad ass pirate indeedy!!!

i REALLY hope i don't see you tommorow!

Dear Lord if you would let it snow (hard)
My beautiful face would surly glow
Because i don't want to go to class
Because it's a major pain in my ass
If i got to stay home i would be sincerely happy
If i had to go to school my day would be really crappy!

possibly wonderful news

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW

I second that!!!

i think that we should launch our plan for the conquest of Poland prematurly so that we don't need no school! and now some lyrics to fit to this moment

We don't need no education
we don't need no thought control
Hey! Teachers! leave them kids alone!!!

you know what this means...

in order to spend as much time as possible getting our groove on, we might have to just skip school this semester. we've been doing the whole school thing for too long and i believe we need a break.

HELL YEAH !!!

2010 better watch out! cause were kissin our old lame routine good bye and reignin in a new era!!!!!!

Dear Town,
I hope you like the color red!!!

Adventures galore!

we can drive, which means we can and should go places, so this year let's live it up and paint the town red!!!

2010 BABY!!!!!!!

This year is gonna be full of adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Magical adventures of which we will never forget!!! We should stop bein lazy and just layin around the house

WOOT WOOT! HEY IT'S A NEW YEAR!

FIRST BLOG POST OF 2010 BITCH!!!