Ta da!!!

What did the carrot say to the wheat?"
'Lettuce' rest, I'm feeling 'beet.' "
What did the paper say to the pen?
"I feel quite all 'write,' my friend."
What did the teapot say to the chalk?
Nothing you silly....teapots can't talk!

by Shel Silverstein

tehe! it's one of my faves. get it, it's ironic because all the other inantimate objects are talking, but obvi a teapot can't talk!!!

that would be lovely

do it

wellllllll

nothing you silly! teapots can't talk!!!
shel silverstein yo. i guess you have to read the whole poem to get the full effect. i'll post it if you want to. it's a dandy

if you feel obligated

i suppose i would like to hear the answer

Lame

well in that case.
i
will
not
be giving
you the very
delightful answer
so there

WHO CARES

NOT ME

how about this

what did the teapot say to the chalk?

hey genious...

this battle has already started and you're to concerned with minor spelling. this is too easy!!!!!!!

say what?

hey genius...
it's WITS.

FE FI FO FUM

I SMELL A CHALLENGE OF WHITS!!!!!

fliitygoooglestick

well it will be the last.
because i
am
as sharp
as
a tack.

yesss...

it was quite a dandy curveball on my part

Fine...

I will admit, i thought someone had hacked our blog, and i was kinda worried because i didn't know who was calling me a ho!!!

Pshhh......

Don't try to play it off all cool, you so know your head was knotted up!!!!!!!!!!

Oh contrare

Thats what you think. when in fact you are the one that was just pretzeled GOTCHA!

HA

hmmmm............. it seems i have put quite a dandy pretzel in your head!!!!!!! SUCK IT ( my new words i seem to be stuck on)

wtf

???